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QUIZ: What kind of party should you throw? Our AI has the answer.
Our R&D team has been hard at work for months to create this highly advanced AI to perfectly craft individualized party ideas just for you!
Steve Harvey Weighs in on the 2022 MLQ Championship
The Family Feud host made time for me, in between shooting episodes of his new show, Judge Steve Harvey, to talk about the beautiful game and who he thinks will win the Benepe Cup this year.
Pickup Quidditch for the Toxically Masculine Man in You!
Quiz: Can you blend in at your muggle friend’s super bowl party?
Oh gee! Your muggle friend invited you to a Super Bowl Party this weekend, but you don't know the first thing about football! Before you go make a fool of yourself, practice with this quiz curated by the R&D (s)experts at FastBreak News.
Potential Name Changes for Quidditch
Opinion: Where Are All the Mascots?
Fellow humans, we gather here today to ask the big questions. The questions that really matter. What’s the meaning of life? What is our place in the universe? Where are all the mascots in Quidditch?
The Quidditch Voice:
Here at FastBreak, we talk to a lot of people. Sometimes, due to project constraints, conversations don’t become published. These are quotes from those conversations.
“Q“ Comics: Chapter 3
“Q“ Comics: Chapter 2
Long Lost Snitch Runner Found Stuck in a Tree
The Quidditch world was rocked this week when news that a long lost snitch runner was found stuck in a tree, nine years since he was last seen. We recount the story of his disappearance, his discovery, and how he’s adjusting to life back on the ground.
“Q“ Comics: Chapter 1
The Quidditch Voice
Here at FastBreak, we talk to a lot of people. Sometimes, due to project constraints, conversations don’t become published. These are quotes from those conversations.
QUIZ: Which position are you really?
Maybe you're new to the sport and you can't decide. Maybe you've played for years are thinking about trying something new. Nevertheless, this quiz and subsequent detailed analysis, painstakingly crafted by our highly trained and extremely attractive team of scientists, engineers, and culture experts, will give you the answer you seek.
Quidditch Needs a Deity
The future of quidditch in the United States is uncertain, at best. The number of teams has declined since World Cup 10. We are in the midst of a pandemic, which is spreading unchecked throughout the country. Perhaps worst of all, assistant referees (ARs) around the world have been struck tragically, and situationally, blind, completely preventing them from accomplishing their one job— watching beater play.
To save quidditch, we need divine intervention. We need a Deity.